How sad is it that we have to live like this?

Since we are getting no relief from the birds we have had to change a few things. Our mailbox now has Glad Press and Seal on it to try and save it from the extreme amount of bird droppings. I have spray bottles filled with alcohol hand sanitizer and Lysol by each door. Outside the front door is flip flops and umbrella we can throw away once the birds leave. I also have particle mask for when we go out front to check the mail.

Last time I checked I lived in Texas. Why am I living like this? Oh yeah. The City Manager and Environmental Services do not have a program in place to keep Heron and Egrets from roosting in neighborhoods. Oh, correct that there is a plan in place if you live in a $250k and up neighborhood. If you are under that you are on your own.